For all those "that weird mask in the blue suit got me in the face and I have work tomorrow" needs, as well as those general "AUGH IT HURTS OH GOD THE PAIN" needs, I direct your attention to the Clinic at 5th and 87th in LA. My fees are negotiable, but keep in mind I have to keep the lights on somehow.
Clinic hours are whenever I say they are; if I don't answer the door in ten minutes or if you're near a pay phone and want to get on my good side by giving me some heads-up, then call 546-423-4564. If you've been very good (or can't move), then I might even come out to where you are.
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